weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

(via weaslee)

expiry:

writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot

(Source: ghostess, via spermatogenesis)

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

(Source: zeldea, via prettyfagg0tswagg)

meguroco:

have you ever disliked something or someone so much that whenever you see it/them in any manifestation that you began to seethe with anger and heat begins to produce throughout your entire body replacing the circulation of your blood with magma hot enough to fuel the fires of hell

(via lovecheesehatepaedos)